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Category: New Years Resolutions Type: Lists/Top10 |
How well will you do on your New Year’s Resolutions? Here’s a brief history of some my recent ones:
2005: I will get my weight down below 180.
2006: I will watch my calories until I get below 190.
2007: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200.
2008: I will try to develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2009: I will work out 5 days a week.
2010: I will work out 3 days a week.
2011: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
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