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Presently viewing:   What Will They Say? Audience: General    Humor Rating: 4 / 5    Category: Heaven and Hell    Type: Stories Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself. "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter. The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children." The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say... LOOK !!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"   « PAGE BACK This joke has a Funny Rating of out of 5 by 1 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed PAGE FORWARD »   JokesGalore is Sponsored By:

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