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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 4 / 5    Category: Pick-Up Lines    Type: One Liners


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• You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

• Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!

• You look beautiful today, just like every other day.

• Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

• Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.

• Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, it's just a sparkle.

• If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

• If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

• Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

 
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