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CLICK TO E-MAIL There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two:

"What do you want your family and friends to say at your funeral?".

Man2 says, "I guess I'd want them to say I was a nice guy and I took care of my family".

Man3 says, "I'd want them to say things like that too".

Man1 said "Really? I'd want them to say... LOOK! HE'S MOVING!".




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