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Man: ="Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: ="Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: = "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: = "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: = "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: = "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: = "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: = "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: = "What sign were you born under?" Woman: "No Parking."

Man: = "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: = "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: = "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: = "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: = "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: = "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy." Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man: = "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: = "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: = "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"




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