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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Halloween    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL What did the witch say to the ugly toad? "I'd put a curse on you but it looks like someone beat me to it".

What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin? Ever tried broomstick pie?

Why did the witch feed her cat pennies? She wanted to put some money in the kitty.

What do you call a witch's cat that drinks vinegar? A sour puss.

What do you get if you cross a witch's cat and a canary? A cat with a full tummy.

What did the black cat do when its tail got cut off in an accident? He went to a re-tail store.

Do witches stay home on weekends? No -- they go away for a spell.

What happened to the witch who hooked her broom to a space shuttle?
She got spaced out.

Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? Their bats flew away

What does the coven's softball team do on Halloween? They practice pitchcraft.




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