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CLICK TO E-MAIL Why didn't the witch sing at the concert? Because she had a frog in her throat.

What do you call a witch Who drives really badly? A road hag.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.

What sound does a witch make when she cries? "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo".

Why should men beware of beautiful witches? They'll sweep them off their feet.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with fright.

How do you make a witch float? Blend two scoops of ice cream with one witch.

What do you call a pretty and friendly witch? A failure.

Why is a witch's face like a thousand dollar bill? It's all green and wrinkly.

What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day? A witch stuck in a elevator.

What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water? A chicken sand-witch.

Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark? That's the time to go to sweep.




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