Witches #7 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Witches #7 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Witches #7 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners Why didn't the witch sing at the concert? Because she had a frog in her throat. What do you call a witch Who drives really badly? A road hag. What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled. Why did the witch buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out. What sound does a witch make when she cries? "Brew-hoo, Brew-hoo". Why should men beware of beautiful witches? They'll sweep them off their feet. How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets 2 friends to make the stove shake with fright. How do you make a witch float? Blend two scoops of ice cream with one witch. What do you call a pretty and friendly witch? A failure. Why is a witch's face like a thousand dollar bill? It's all green and wrinkly. What's evil and ugly and goes up and down all day? A witch stuck in a elevator. What do you call a witch who likes the beach but is scared of the water? A chicken sand-witch. Why do witches only ride their brooms after dark? That's the time to go to sweep. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 9 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.