What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S? One makes spells and the other spells makes.
What do little witches do after school? Their gnomework.
What's a witch's favorite film? My Fear Lady.
Why do witches get good bargains? Because they like to haggle.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One's a hunted stag and the other is a stunted hag.
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She never learned to spell properly.
How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye? When it comes out in conversation.
What is the witches motto? We came, we saw, we conjured.
How do you make a witch itch? Take away the "w".
What do you call a nervous witch? A twitch.
What kind of tests do they give in witch school? Hex-aminations.
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea? Out of flying saucers.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear on their wrists? Charm bracelets.
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