Witches #5 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Witches #5 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Witches #5 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen. Why is a witch like a candle? They're both wicked. Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse? She kept having Disney spells. What usually runs in witches' families? Noses. What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch? One composes and the other decomposes. What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot. Why won't a witch wear a flat hat? Because there is no point in it. What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg? A cold spell. Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky. Why did the witch consult an astrologer? She wanted to know her horror-scope. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 7 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.