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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Halloween    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL What do you call a witch with one leg? Eileen.

Why is a witch like a candle? They're both wicked.

Why did the witch keep turning into Mickey Mouse? She kept having Disney spells.

What usually runs in witches' families? Noses.

What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch? One composes and the other decomposes.

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch? A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot.

Why won't a witch wear a flat hat? Because there is no point in it.

What do you get if you cross a witch and an iceberg? A cold spell.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky.

Why did the witch consult an astrologer? She wanted to know her horror-scope.




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