Witches #4 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Witches #4 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Witches #4 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners Why did the witch give up fortune telling? There was no future in it. What does a witch get if she is a poor traveler? Broom sick. What did the doctor say to the witch in the hospital? With any luck you'll soon be well enough to get up for a spell. What do witches race on? Vroomsticks. Why do witches scratch themselves all the time? Because they're the only ones who know where a witch itches. How can you tell when a witch is really ugly? When a wasp stings her and it closes his eyes. Have you heard about the good weather witch? She's forecasting sunny spells. What is a witch's favorite movie? Broom at the Top. What makes more noise than an angry witch? Two angry witches. What do you get if you cross a flea and a witch? Very worried dogs. What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off. What kind of music do witches play on the piano? Hag-time. What should you expect if you drop in on a witches home unexpectedly? Pot luck. What do witches sing at Christmas? "Deck the halls with poison ivy...." Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 9 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.