What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch? A brrrooooommmm stick.
Who was the most famous witch detective? Warlock Holmes.
Why does a witch ride a broom? Vacuum cleaners get stopped at the end of the cord.
What do you call a witch's garage? A broom closet.
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie.
What story do little witches like to hear at bedtime? Ghouldelox and the three scares.
Why did the witch put her broom in the washing machine? She wanted to make a clean sweep.
What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make? Snap, cackle and pop.
What is a witch with poison ivy called? An itchy witchy.
What's a cold, evil candle in Sweden called? The wicked wick of the north.
What is evil, ugly and black and goes round and round? A witch in a revolving door.
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