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CLICK TO E-MAIL How do witches keep their hair in place with all that flying around on broomsticks? Scarespray, of course!

Why is it impossible to tell twin witches apart? Because you never know which witch is which.

Why don't angry witches ride their brooms? They're afraid of flying off the handle.

How does the witch know what time it is? She looks at her witch-watch.

What is a witch's favorite subject in school? Spelling.

What did the witch do when her broomstick broke? She witch-hiked.

What does a witch child want for Christmas? A haunted dollhouse.

Why do witches wear name tags? So they can know which witch is which.

What do you call two witches living together? Broom-mates.

What does a witch ask for when she is in a hotel? Broom service.

What did one witch say to other when she was offered a lift? "There's always broom for one more."

When do witches cook their victims? On Fry Day.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch.




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