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• Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.

• Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has.

• As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.

• Condoms were considered an obscene article and had to hidden behind the pharmacist’s counter.

• At one time, margarine was illegal.

• State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese.

• The state definition of rape stated that it was a man having sex with a woman he knows not to be his wife.

• While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheesemaking requires a master cheese maker’s license.

• It is illegal to kiss on a train.

• It is illegal to cut a woman’s hair.

• Margarine may not be substituted for butter in restaurants unless it is requested by the customer.

• The government may not prohibit manual flushed urinals.

• One may not camp in a wagon on any public highway or risk a fine of up to ten dollars.

• It is a class A misdemeanor to wave a burning torch around in the air.

• It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.

• Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads.






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