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Brookfield:

• Tattooing is illegal unless it is done for medical purposes.

• It is unlawful for one to allow another to use the first person’s telephone in order to make prank phone calls.


Hudson:

• Screens are required on all windows from May 1 to October 1.

• You are not allowed to put litter into someone else’s trash receptacle without express permission.

• No one may sit on another’s parked vehicle without expressed consent of the owner.


Kenosha:

• No male is allowed to be in a state of arousal in public.


La Crosse:

• It is illegal to tie up your horse along Third Street (Now a major bar strip).

• It is illegal to display an unclothed mannequin in a store window.

• It is illegal to play checkers in public.

• You cannot “worry" a squirrel.


Milwaukee:

• An old ordinance forbids parking for over two hours unless a horse is tied to the car.

• It is against the law to play a flute and drums on the streets to attract attention.

• If one is thought of as offensive looking, it is illegal for him to be in public during the day.

• It is illegal to purchase or use sparklers in the city, yet you can buy fully disassembled automatic machine guns.


Racine:

• Missiles may not be shot at parade participants.

• It is illegal to wake a fireman when he is asleep.

• Women may not walk down a public street at night without being accompanied by a man.


Sheboygan:

• Only police officers may shoot birds in the city.

• No person may water his lawn in such a way as to annoy his or her neighbor.

• It is illegal to swim in the Fountain Park fountain.


St. Croix:

• Women are not allowed to wear anything red in public.


Sun Prairie:

• Nuclear weapons may not be manufactured in the city limits.

• Persons may not ride a bicycle with their hands off the handlebars.

• Cats are forbidden from entering cemeteries.


Sun Prairie:

• Even if one gets his/her change “stolen” by a vending machine, hitting the machine violates a city ordinance.

• Unremoved snow on one’s property is considered a public nuisance.


Wauwatosa:

• Reserving a city meeting room under a false name is prohibited.

• Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.

• If a person shall fail to return books he/she has checked out from the library, that person should return their library card to the library until the books are returned.

• Swimming in water fountains is prohibited.




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