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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Gender Slam    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?

A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed, and they go to the fridge.




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