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• It is illegal to attach a vending machine to a utility pole without prior consent from the utility company.

• No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.

• Destroying a beer cask or bottle of another is illegal.

• It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.

• X-rays may not be used to fit shoes.

• All lollipops are banned.

• A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town".

• It is illegal to paint polka dots on the American flag.

• People may not buy a mattress on Sunday.

• All motor vehicles must be preceded by a man carrying a red flag (daytime) or a red lantern (nighttime) fifty feet in front of said vehicle.

• It is illegal to pretend that one’s parents are rich.

• You are not allowed to breastfeed in public. (Repealed, 2001)

• One may not spit on a bus.

• When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed.

• You cannot buy meat of any kind on Sunday.


Washington Dumb City Laws:

Bremerton:

• You may not shuck peanuts on the street.


Everett:

• It is illegal to display a hypnotized or allegedly hypnotized person in a store window.


Lynden:

• Dancing and drinking may not occur at the same establishment.


Seattle:

• You may not carry a concealed weapon that is over six feet in length.

• One may not spit on a bus.

• Women who sit on men’s laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.

• No one may set fire to another person’s property without prior permission.

• It is illegal to carry a fishbowl or aquarium onto a bus because the sound of the water sloshing may disturb other passengers.


Spokane:

• No one may kneel on a pedestrian skywalk.

• Spitting on city buses is outlawed.

• Persons may not wear a life jacket near the Spokane River.

• TV’s may not be bought on Sundays.


Spokane County:

• Strippers may not come closer than four feet to any customer.


Waldron Island:

• No structure shall contain more than two toilets that use potable water for flushing.


Walla Walla:

• It is illegal to give noxious substances to a bird in any city park.


Wilbur:

• You may not ride an ugly horse.




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