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• Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

• There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery" by any person other than candidates.

• You may not engage in business on Sundays, with the exception of almost every industry.

• If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.

• You may not have oral or anal sex.

• Police radar detectors are illegal.

• Citizens must honk their horn while passing other cars.

• Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.

• It is illegal to tickle women.

• No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.


Virginia Dumb City Laws:

Culpeper:

• No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.


Dayton:

• A person of color may not be oustide or within the city limits after 7 pm.


Frederick:

• Any person who owns a pool risks a $2500 fine for not closing the gate to the pool when they get done swimming in it.

• A special license is required for persons wishing to sell such items as tableware and coins.


Norfolk:

• Spitting on a sea gull is not tolerated.

• A man may face 60 days in jail for patting a woman’s derriere.

• Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.


Prince William County:

• No person may keep a skunk as a pet.

• It is illegal to cuss about another.

• It is illegal to park a car on railroad tracks.


Richmond:

• It is illegal to flip a coin in a restaurant to see who pays for a coffee.


Stafford County:

• It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.


Victoria:

• It is illegal to skate down the sidewalk of Main Street.


Virginia Beach:

• If you are drunk and not driving your car, and the person who is driving the car is drunk as well, you may both receive DUIs.

• It is illegal for a person to ride on the handlebars of a bike.

• It is illegal to use profanity on Atlantic Avenue or the boardwalk.

• It is also unlawful to drive by the same place within 30 minutes on Atlantic Avenue.


Waynesboro:

• It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag.




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