Very Bad News
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Category: Doctors Type: Stories
Doctor: "I have some bad news and some very bad news."
Patient: "Well, might as well give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live."
Patient: "24 HOURS! That's terrible!! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the VERY bad news?"
Doctor: "I've been trying to reach you since yesterday."