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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Halloween    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL What is a vampire's favorite film character? Batman.

Why do people hate being bitten by vampires? Because it's a drain in the neck.

If a snowman marries a vampire, what will they name their first child?
Frostbite.

Why can't anybody get along with Dracula? He has a bat temper.

Why are vampires like false teeth? They both come out at night.

Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes? Because sandals don't look good with his tuxedo.




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