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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1    Category: Halloween    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL What's Dracula's favorite coffee? Decoffinated.

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor.

What does a vampire bath in? A bat tub.

What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist? Fangs very much.

What does the postman deliver to vampires? Fang mail.

What's Dracula's favorite soup? Scream of tomato.

What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat.

What do romantic vampires do? Neck.

Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.

What does a vampire say to the mirror? Terror, terror on the wall...

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