Vampires #8 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Vampires #8 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Vampires #8 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners What's Dracula's favorite coffee? Decoffinated. What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot? A bite in shining armor. What does a vampire bath in? A bat tub. What did the vampire say after he had been to the dentist? Fangs very much. What does the postman deliver to vampires? Fang mail. What's Dracula's favorite soup? Scream of tomato. What does a vampire stand on after taking a shower? A bat mat. What do romantic vampires do? Neck. Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross. What does a vampire say to the mirror? Terror, terror on the wall... Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 8 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.