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CLICK TO E-MAIL Why did Dracula go to the dentist? He had fang decay.

What did the vampire say to the wolfman? You look like you're going to the dogs.

What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day.

If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do? Join his fang club.

Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.

What flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Veinilla.

Why do vampires like school dinners? Because they know they won't get stake.

How do you join the Dracula fan club? Send your name, address and blood type.

What's a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe.

Why was the young vampire a failure? He fainted at the sight of blood.




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