Vampires #7 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Vampires #7 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Vampires #7 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners Why did Dracula go to the dentist? He had fang decay. What did the vampire say to the wolfman? You look like you're going to the dogs. What is the American national day for vampires? Fangsgiving Day. If you want to know more about Dracula what do you have to do? Join his fang club. Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water. What flavor ice cream is Dracula's favorite? Veinilla. Why do vampires like school dinners? Because they know they won't get stake. How do you join the Dracula fan club? Send your name, address and blood type. What's a vampire's favorite animal? A giraffe. Why was the young vampire a failure? He fainted at the sight of blood. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 12 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.