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CLICK TO E-MAIL Which vampire ate the three bears porridge? Ghouldilocks.

Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He wanted his ghoulstones removed.

What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary.

What's a vampire's favorite dance? The fangdango.

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

What do vampires think of blood transfusions? Newfangled rubbish.

What happened at the vampires race? It finished neck and neck.

Where did vampires go to first in America? New Fangland.

What happened at the vampires reunion? All the blood relations went.

What do you get if you cross Dracula and Al Capone? A fangster.

What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? "Auld Fang Syne".




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