What is Count Dracula's favorite snack? A fangfurter.
What is red, sweet and bites people? A jampire.
What was the Californian vampire hippy like? He was ghoul man, real ghoul!
What happened to the mad vampire? He went a little batty.
What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day? A coffin break.
How does a vampire like his food served? In bite sized pieces.
Where do vampires go on holiday? The Isle of Fright.
Why did the vampire take up acting? It was in his blood.
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.