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CLICK TO E-MAIL Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.

What is worst than a hungry vampire? A thirsty vampire.

Why did the teacher send Dracula Jr. home? Because he was coffin too much.

What do you give a vampire with a cold? Coffin Drops!

What does a weight-conscious vampire drink? Blood Light.

What is the favorite test that vampires love to take? A blood test.

What did the teacher say to Dracula after he failed his math test?
Can't you count, Dracula?

What is a vampire's favorite game? Bat-minton.

Why did the vampire need mouthwash? He had bat breath.

Why didn't Dracula get married? He never met a nice Ghoul!




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