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CLICK TO E-MAIL Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich.

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? A blood hound.

What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.

Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? Because he likes to draw blood!

Whom did Dracula take out on a date? His ghoul friend!

What do you get when you cross a vampire with a computer? A know-it-all that's really a pain in the neck.

Who is a vampire likley to fall in love with? The girl necks door.

What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck.

How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.

How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes.

Was Dracula ever married? No he's a bat-chelor.




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