Vampires #3 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Vampires #3 - Halloween Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Vampires #3 Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Halloween Type: One Liners Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. What do you call a dog owned by Dracula? A blood hound. What is a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine. Why does Dracula consider himself a good artist? Because he likes to draw blood! Whom did Dracula take out on a date? His ghoul friend! What do you get when you cross a vampire with a computer? A know-it-all that's really a pain in the neck. Who is a vampire likley to fall in love with? The girl necks door. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? It's a pain in the neck. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery? All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts. How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes. Was Dracula ever married? No he's a bat-chelor. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 5 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.