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CLICK TO E-MAIL What kind of ship does Dracula own? Blood vessel.

Why doesn't anyone like Count Dracula? He's a pain in the neck.

What do you call Count Dracula's cookout? Vampire campfire.

What does Dracula say when introduced to someone? "Hello, pleased to eat you!"

How do vampires drive around? In their bloodmobiles.

What is Dracula's position in baseball? Batboy.

Who is the Dracula's super hero girl friend? Bat Ghoul.

What is the largest building in Transylvania? The Vampire State Building.

Why did Dracula go to jail? Because he robbed the blood bank.

What's a vampire's favorite feast? Fangsgiving Day dinner.




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