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CLICK TO E-MAIL What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck.

What's Dracula's favorite tourist attraction in the city? The Vampire State Building.

What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs and goes quack-quack? Count Duckula.

What does a vampire fear most? Tooth decay.

Where did the vampire open his savings account? At a blood bank.

What does a baby bat say before going to bed? Turn on the dark. I'm afraid of the light!

What is Transylvania? Dracula's terror-tory.

Where does Dracula water ski? On Lake Erie.

How do vampires get around on Halloween night? By blood vessels.

What's the part of a restaurant where vampires don't suck blood? The non-Suckers section.




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