Utah Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Utah Dumb Laws - Dumb Laws Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Utah Dumb Laws Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Dumb Laws Type: Lists/Top10 Utah Dumb Laws It is against the law to fish from horseback. It is illegal not to drink milk. It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. Birds have the right of way on all highways. A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence. Youre not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3. It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway. Its legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list. It is considered an offense to hunt whales. No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call. Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency. Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer. Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed. It is illegal to cause a catastrophe. Utah Dumb City Laws: Kaysville: You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark. Logan: Women may not swear. Monroe: Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor. Provo: Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine. Salt Lake County: No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin. Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street. Tremonton: It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper. Trout Creek: Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 115 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.