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• It is against the law to fish from horseback.

• It is illegal not to drink milk.

• It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon.

• Birds have the right of way on all highways.

• A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

• You’re not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.

• It is a felony to persistently tread on the cracks between paving stones on the sidewalk of a state highway.

• It’s legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

• It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

• No one may have sex in the back of an ambulance if it is responding to an emergency call.

• Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.

• Individuals may not possess beer in containers larger than two liters unless they are a retailer.

• Boxing matches that allow biting are not allowed.

• It is illegal to cause a catastrophe.


Utah Dumb City Laws:

Kaysville:

• You must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.


Logan:

• Women may not swear.


Monroe:

• Daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.


Provo:

• Throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.


Salt Lake County:

• No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

• Auctions may not be advertised by hiring trombone players to play on the street.


Tremonton:

• It is illegal to have sex in a moving ambulance and if you are caught the guy is let go and the woman is punished and her name appears in the newspaper.


Trout Creek:

• Pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.




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