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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Computer    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL 標inErr: 001 Windows loaded - System in danger
標inErr: 002 No Error - Yet
標inErr: 003 Dynamic linking error - Your mistake is now in every file
標inErr: 004 Erronious error - Nothing is wrong
標inErr: 005 Multitasking attempted - System confused
標inErr: 006 Malicious error - Desqview found on drive
標inErr: 007 System price error - Inadeqaute money spent on hardware
標inErr: 008 Broken window - Watch out for glass fragments
標inErr: 009 Horrible bug encountered - God knows what has happened
標inErr: 00A Promotional literature overflow - Mailbox full
標inErr: 00B Inadeqaute disk space - Free at least 50MB
標inErr: 00C Memory hog error - More Ram needed. More! More! More!
標inErr: 00D Window closed - Do not look outside
標inErr: 00E Window open - Do not look inside
標inErr: 00F Unexplained error - Please tell us how this happened
標inErr: 010 Reserved for future mistakes by our developers
標inErr: 013 Unexpected error - Huh?
標inErr: 014 Keyboard locked - Try anything you can think of.
標inErr: 018 Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old windows licence is not valid anymore.
標inErr: 019 User error - Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!
標inErr: 01A Operating system overwritten - Please reinstall all your
software. We are terribly sorry.
標inErr: 01B Illegal error - You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that
標inErr: 01C Uncertainty error - Uncertainty may be inadeqaute.
標inErr: 01D System crash - We are unable to figure out our own code.
標inErr: 01E Timing error - Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.
標inErr: 01F Reserved for future mistakes of our developers
標inErr: 020 Error recording error codes - Remaining errors will be lost.
標inErr: 042 Virus error - A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automaticly be closed and the virus will be activated again.
標inErr: 079 Mouse not found - A mouse driver has not been installed.
Please click the left mouse button to continue.
標inErr: 103 Error buffer overflow - Too many errors encountered. Next errors will not be displayed or recorded.
標inErr: 678 This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
標inErr: 683 Time out error - Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure
標inErr: 815 Insufficient Memory - Only 50,312,583 Bytes available




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