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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Redneck    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A lady walks into a restaraunt and orders the blue plate special. It's the chicken. She's eating for about 5 minutes, and suddenly she starts choking on a bone.

Two hillbillies at the next table decided to help. One of them had an idea and wispered it to the other.

After agreeing to what the other one had wispered, one of them pulled down their pants and bends over. The other hillbillie started licking his butt, and almost immediately, the woman throws up spitting out the bone.

The two hilbillies high-five each other, and one says to the other -
"I told you that hind-lick manuever would work!!!"

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