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CLICK TO E-MAIL What do frogs eat with their hamburgers?
French flies.

What do polo players get from spending all afternoon in the saddle?
Poloroids.

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?
A lawn moo-er.

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.

What do you call a frightened scuba diver?
Chicken of the sea.

What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.

What do you call a transvestite cow?
A Dairy Queen.

What do you call Eskimo cows?
Eskimoos.

What do you get when you cross a duck with a computer?
A quackintosh.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?
Bacon and legs.




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