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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1    Category: Dieting    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL "Are the slimming exercises doing you any good?," a man asked his beer-bellied friend. "Can you touch your toes now?"

"No, I can't touch them," the other replied, "but I'm beginning to see them."

- Fritz Heidi

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