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CLICK TO E-MAIL Apparently, the police asked Tigerís wife how many times she hit him. She said, ďI donít know exactly, but put me down for a 5.Ē

What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par.

Perhaps Tiger should be using a driver?

This is the first time Tigerís ever failed to drive 300 yards.

After a wayward drive, Tiger Woods found water before nestling behind a tree.

Apparently the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife.

If the only person that can beat Tiger is a blonde with big breasts, itís time for Phil Mickelson to bleach his hair.

Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldnít decide between a wood or an iron.

Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.

Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesnít fare very well on the driveway.

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a Cadillac? Tiger can drive a golf ball.

Why was Tigerís wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in Australia.

Given Tigerís racial heritage, can we call this a Black Thai affair?

Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family. Cheetah.

Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.

What do Tiger and the Beatles have in common? They both experienced a hit with Norwegian Wood.

What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They both get clubbed by Norwegians.




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