Three Proof That Jesus Was... - Ethnic Jokes - Jokesgalore.com Three Proof That Jesus Was... - Ethnic Jokes - Jokesgalore.com One Liners | Stories | Lists/Top 10 | General Audience | Adult Only Category: Page through all jokes 4th of July About Kids Addictions Animals Bachelors Bar Blonde Body parts BP Oil Spill Camping Charlie Sheen Chilean Miners Christmas Chuck Norris Computer Crazy Criticism Cute Devil Dieting Doctors Drunks Dumb Laws Elderly Ethnic Facebook Fitness Food For Kids Gambling Gender Slam Geography Golf Halloween Heaven and Hell Idiots Insurance Knock Knock Labor Day Lawyer LeBron James Media Michael Jackson Military Miscellaneous New Years Resolutions Occasions Parents Pick-Up Lines Police Political Puns Redneck Relationships Religious Rude Science Seniors Sex Sports Taxes Thanksgiving Tiger Woods Travel Valentines Day Wild West Work/School World Cup Yo Momma Search: Presently viewing... Three Proof That Jesus Was... Audience: General Humor Rating: Category: Ethnic Type: Lists/Top10 Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God. Three Proofs that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He never held a steady job. 3. His last request was a drink. Three Proofs that Jesus was Puerto Rican: 1. His first name was Jesus. 2. He was always in trouble with the law. 3. His mother wasn't married to his father. Three Proofs that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with his hand. 2. He had wine with every meal. 3. He worked in the building trades. Three Proofs that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everybody brother. 2. He had no permanent address. 3. Nobody would hire him. Three Proofs that Jesus was Californian: 1. He never cut his hair. 2. He walked around barefoot. 3. He invented a new religion. Share | This joke has a funny rating of out of 5 by 348 readers. Please rate this joke yourself: 5) Hilarious! 4) Great humor 3) I chuckled 2) I smiled 1) Not impressed Hilarious jokes every day! Join the Joke-A-Day Mailing List! Type your E-mail Address here: PAGE BACK PAGE FORWARD Super Businesses Affordable Web Hosting Provider $2.50/month web hosting JokesGalore Recommends: I personally lost 12 pounds in one week eating cheesesteak pasta, peanut butter bars, and more | Get A Free Joke Site! || Home || Joke-A-Day || Submit a Joke || Link to Us || Advertising || Contact Us | Copyright © 1998-2012, JokesGalore.com.