A Swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with
his life in general. He felt as there was nothing waiting for
him in this life...
...until one day, at the breakfast table, he was reading the
morning paper when he saw an article which would change his
life. It said: " ...Scientist's have found that somewhere
in Africa one could still find tribes of genuine cavemen,
untouched by civilization. Only thing needed was to find the
correct cave and shout "Woohoo!!" and the tribe would answer to
"This is it!" the Swede thought. "This is what I've been
waiting for! I'll sell everything I own, go to Africa, find
these cavemen, and become rich and famous!"
And so he did. He sells everything, moves to Africa and starts
looking for the tribe. But cave after cave after cave, no
answer. No cavemen.
Until one day, yet another cave, and another yell: "Woohoo!!"
And then he heard it! " WOOHOO WOOHOO !!!! "
"Härregud!" The Swede thought, "A whole tribe!" And just as he
was starting to run to the cave, he thought: "Now wait a
minute. These are cavemen. They don't wear any clothes, and I
might scare then off." So he stripped his clothes off quickly,
and started to run into the cave.
And the following day, he was in the headlines all over the
world: "Naked Swede run over by a train in Africa."