The Three Idiots
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Category: Idiots Type: Stories
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100 miles away.
The first guy swam 25 miles, and drowned.
The second guy swam 50 miles, and drowned.
The third guy swam 99 miles, and said,"I'm tired. I think I'll swim back."