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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Miscellaneous    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad.

I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will.

He said, "Will, will,... WHAT WILL? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite!!"




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