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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Idiots    Type: Lists/Top10
CLICK TO E-MAIL "Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline."

If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press
2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and
6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.




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