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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Golf    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A rather good golf junkie who happens to be a priest is on the 18th hole and has about a 200 yard approach shot to the green. He drags out his 1-iron, and starts to swing at the ball. Suddenly, the clouds overhead let out a flash of lightning and a massive roll of thunder, shattering a tree some 3 hundred yards east, and the rain begins pouring down in a blinding sheet.

The distraction causes him to hook the shot badly out of bounds. He waves his 1-iron at the clouds, screaming and yelling and cursing God. His caddy runs up, grabs his club arm and yanks it down, yelling "Are you crazy? You don't wave a club around like that in a thunderstorm!''

The priest looks at his caddy and says "Pfffffftttt. Not even God can hit a 1-iron!''




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