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CLICK TO E-MAIL The Office of Personnel Management for the federal government today announced the next year's holiday schedule for federal employees. There will be two less holidays in D.C. next year. Halloween and Thanksgiving have been canceled. The witch has moved to New York. She took the turkey with her.

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