In the week before Labor Day, a poor country farmer called Joe won $280,000 in the Kansas Super Cashball. As a treat he took his wife and their three children to see the the Labor Day parade in New York. They booked into the Trump International at the corner of Columbus Circle and Central Park West. Having never been further than Latimar, Kansas they were bowled over by glitz of the Big Apple.
Joe and his son Eli were especially mesmerized by a shiny box with silver walls. They had never before met with doors that could move apart, and then automatically come back together again. Neither had seen an elevator before. Therefore, they were amazed when a little old lady entered the shiny box and the door closed. The lights outside on the wall flashed for a minute, then the doors opened and out came a beautiful young woman. Joe turned to his son Eli and said - 'Go get your mother'.