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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1    Category: Political    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL One Day The President was out jogging without his guards.

All of a sudden a man with a ski mask jumped out from behind some bushes
with a gun.

The masked man said "Give me all your money!"

Unwilling to do so, the President said, "You can't do this, I'm the
President!" The man then replied,...
"Oh, never mind then. Give me MY money!"




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