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Audience: Adult    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: The Elderly    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next
to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.

"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I
am."

"Really?" the undertaker said. "Hardly worth going home, wouldn't
you say?"




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