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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Lawyer    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL A little blind bunny and a little blind snake met each other in the
woods one day and, as neither of them could see themselves, they
decided to feel each other and then describe each other so that the
bunny would know what kind of animal he was and the snake would also
know what he was. The snake ran his tongue over the bunny.

"Why, you are fluffy and soft and have a wet nose" the snake said "you must
be a bunny."

The bunny then ran his paws over the length of the snake and said,
"Well, you are cold, slimy, scaly and hard .... you must be a
lawyer!"




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