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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1 1    Category: Idiots    Type: Stories
CLICK TO E-MAIL Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to
take one item with them to help them occupy their time while

On the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you

The second convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he
intended to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the
"Grandma Moses of Jail".

Then he asked the first, "What did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a deck of cards and said, "I brought
cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself.
The other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did
you bring?"

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What on earth can you do with

He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the
box.. I can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating...."

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