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Audience: General    Humor Rating: 1 1 1 1    Category: Thanksgiving    Type: One Liners
CLICK TO E-MAIL Q. If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
A. Pilgrims!

Q. Why did the turkey cross the road?
A. It was the chicken's day off.

Q. Why do turkeys always go, "gobble, gobble"?
A. Because they never learned good table manners!

Q. What sound does a space turkey make?
A. Hubble, hubble, hubble.

Q. How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A. He was very thinkful.

Q. What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A. If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q. How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
A. One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

Q. What does a Pilgrim call his best friend?
A. A palgrim.

Q. Why can't you take a turkey to church?
A. Because they use such FOWL language.

Q. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A. To try to hatchet!

Q. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A. He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Q. What always comes at the end of Thangsgiving?
A. The letter G!




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