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CLICK TO E-MAIL Q. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
A. Turkey feathers


Q. Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A. Yes - a building can't jump at all.


Q. What are the feathers on a turkey's wings called?
A. Turkey feathers.


Q. What's the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
A. The turkey trot.


Q. What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A. Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving.


Q. What do you need to make a turkey float?
A. You need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.


Q. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
A. Plymouth Rock.


Q. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A. The outside.


Q. Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A. Because he had the drumsticks.


Q. Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A. They suspected it of fowl play.


Q. Where did the first corn come from?
A. The stalk brought it.


Q. Why did the Indian chief wear so many feathers?
A. To keep his wigwam.


Q. What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian?
A. He had an arrow escape.


Q. How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?
A. It hugged the shore.





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