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• One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.

• The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.

• It is illegal to sell ones eye.

• A program has been created in the state that attempts to control the weather.

• When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.

• It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

• Up to a felony charge can be levied for promoting the use of, or owning more than six dildos.

• It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

• It is illegal to milk another person’s cow.

• A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.

• Homosexual behavior is a misdemeanor offense.

• The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.




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