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Abilene:

• It is illegal to idle or loiter anyplace within the corporate limits of the city for the purpose of flirting or mashing.

Austin:

• Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.


Beaumont:

• Collegiate football is banned at Lamar University.


Borger:

• It is against the law to throw confetti, rubber balls, feather dusters, whips or quirts (riding crop), and explosive firecrackers of any kind.


Clarendon:

• It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.


Dallas:

• It’s illegal to possess realistic dildos.


El Paso
• Urinating on the streets is illegal.

• Appearing in public places wearing a “lewd dress” is prohibited.


El Paso:

• Churches, hotels, halls of assembly, stores, markets, banking rooms, railroad depots, and saloons are required to provide spittoons “of a kind and number to efficiently contain expectorations into them.


Galveston:

• It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays.

• "Offensive gestures" will not be tolerated at any special event.

• Bicycles must be operated at a “reasonable speed”.

• One needs permission from the director of parks and recreation before getting drunk in any city park.

• No person shall throw trash from an airplane.

• Landing an airplane on the beach is illegal.

• No person shall inhale fumes from model glue.

• Any person who sits on a sidewalk may be fined up to $500.


Harker Heights:

• No person may disturb a church service by swearing.

• Drivers of city vehicles must respect all traffic rules just like the rest of us.


Houston:

• It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

• Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.


Jasper:

• Dogs must be on a leash at ALL times.


LeFors:

• It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.


Lubbock County:

• It is illegal to drive within an arm’s length of alcohol – including alcohol in someone else’s blood stream.


Mesquite:

• It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.


Port Arthur:

• Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.


Richardson:

• It is illegal to do “U Turns”.

• It is now illegal to place a “for sale” sign on a car if it visible from the street.


San Antonio:

• It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo.

• It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.


Temple:

• Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot.

• You can ride your horse in the saloon.

• No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.


Texarkana:

• Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.




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