Tennessee Dumb City Laws
One may not throw bottles at a tree.
It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.
You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.
Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.
In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a hitching post.
When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.
By law, anyone who has been drinking is sober until he or she cannot hold onto the ground.
It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
Its illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.
Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.
It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners.
Spitting is prohibited on sidewalks.
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway.
No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time.
Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window.
To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.
All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.
An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song It Aint Goin To Rain No Mo.