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Bell Buckle:

• One may not throw bottles at a tree.


Dyersburg:

• It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date.


Fayette County:

• You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property.


Kimball:

• Bar owners may not let patrons make loud, unusual noises.


Knoxville:

• In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a “hitching post.


Lenior County:

• When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming.


Lexington:

• By law, anyone who has been drinking is “sober” until he or she “cannot hold onto the ground.

• It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

• No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.

• Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited.


Memphis:

• Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

• It’s illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM.

• Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis.

• It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners.


Nashville:

• Spitting is prohibited on sidewalks.

• No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.

• Males may not be sexually aroused in public.

• Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway.

• No person may roller skate and listen to a personal cd player at the same time.

• Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window.

• To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.

• All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.


Oneida:

• An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song “It Ain’t Goin’ To Rain No Mo’.




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